~ So, how you good old boys doing?
~ There’s a problem, Mr. President.
~ Some of you boys did me proud – Har-de-Har.
~ We’d say it’s a big problem.
~ ‘Big’ problem?
~ A hugely problem – Har-de-Har.
~ Now, I’m kinda busy.
~ Taking the silverware?
~ And the china.
~ Well, there’s a start – about China.
~ They started the killer flu.
~ And that’s another thing.
~ Eating bats – do you know they eat bats?
~ You’ve killed 400,000 from the flu.
~ That’s just that Fake News.
~ We’re burying our families. It ain’t fake.
~ Everyone catches the flu.
~ You said you’d do right by us.
~ Blame Biden, he stole the election.
~ Then he didn’t have time to kill Americans.
~ Well , , , give him time.
~ We gave you time – look where it got us.
~ I’ll be back. 2024! 2024!
~ How often do you think you can fool us?
~ And Ivanka can follow me. 2028!
~ Donald, you’re a dumb prick in a stupid tie.
~ Clean your mouth. I’m the president.
~ Not no more. “No more years!”
~ Dumb pussies – I’ve got a plane to catch.
~ After we get our hat back.