~ 100 days @realDonaldTrump. Congratulations! What can I get you?
~ There’s nothing like a shot of tequila – believe me.
~ No sooner said than done.
~ Have them leave the bottle. We’ll be here awhile.
~ We will?
~ Yes. I do like Twitter.
~ It’s appreciated.
~ Short and sweet. If you can’t say it in a few words …
~ It isn’t worth saying?
~ You GOT it. I knew I liked this place.
~ The fewer the better.
~ I’ll tell you something about politicians.
~ They love using a lot of words.
~ I know it.
~ They use words to hide things, not to tell things.
~ If you can’t say it in three sentences …
~Then why use four.
~ Politicians use a swamp of words.
~ And I’m draining the SWAMP.
~ Well, maybe not quite yet.
~ Trust me – I never knew there would be so much of it.
~ There’s no way of bombing it?
~ Not when I’m living there. AND I’m STILL living there.
~ Yes, indeed.
~There was talk of IMPEACHING my ass.
~ Wasn’t that the fake news?
~ And the real NEWS, too. SOBs
~ Guess you fooled them.
~ Part of the job of doing business.
~ So maybe we’ll drink about the next 100 days.
~ Hell if I know what’s going to happen.
I owe my life to Hitler, though I never met the man. My father was paid to stop Hitler, so there is no conflict of interest. I was given a thunk on the back o' the head by God when I was fifteen, and within a week began to write. I haven't stopped. My first novel was accepted 'over the transom'. My first editor/author luncheon in New York included a naked man with roller skates at the next table. For the sake of research I have lain on Kafka's grave, but I did not weep. I wish upon my own gravestone the phrase "Thank God He Didn't Die A Virgin". There is truth in every truth - so watch out.
My published novels include the popular fantasy A Lost Tale and the thriller The Bonner Deception. I also have two editions of humorous and spiritual short stories, The Elephant Talks to God, which are appreciated by both young and old.
My manuscripts range from stories about unicorns and druids in the 'Passing Through Trilogy' to the 9/11 destruction of New York. I have filled in the missing diaries of Franz Kafka; recounted the first person dementia of a serial killer; explored the outrageous lifestyle of the famous; and listened in while an elephant and God converse. I currently switch my attention between the saga of a family of onion farmers, from Fourth century Italy to the present day, and a contemporary NATO thriller.
I live in Canada and make Nova Scotia my home.
I prefer to travel by train, but embrace the computer age with passion. I am always on the hunt for unique onion recipes.
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