~ Vlad, you murderous whore.
~ Josef, you cold, cruel killer.
~ Greetings and conquest be upon you.
~ My people are letting me down.
~ Oh – and a Happy Birthday!
~ You remembered.
~ Well, the way you’re going . . .
~ It will be your last.
~ You think Ukraine can defeat me?
~ If it walks like a duck . . .
~ They are an army of pissants.
~ And quacks like a duck . . .
~ They survive on American guns.
~ And swims like a duck . . .
~ They were lucky to sink ships.
~ Vlad, listen to Uncle Joe.
~ You are going to have to duck.
~ The Russian people will defend me.
~ Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin.
~ Tzar Pretender!
~ I know the Russian people.
~ I slaughtered them by the millions.
~ Enjoy your birthday – while you can.
DE BA. UEL
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