May the 4th

(hopefully)

Lead to May the 5th

(hoo-ray/hoo-ray

for

the 5th of May

Chicken fat canning

begins

today)

This is the 2nd

{Second}

04 o’ May

In the Pandemic

And though I’m no Jabba-the-Hutt

I have been

Jabbed.

So

Put that in your lightsaber

And flash it.

And may the herd immunity

Gallop (well) forth

Like a maddened herd

Of Jar Jar Binks

Sweeping everyone

In its way.

~ DE BA. UE

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