~ And you kindly offer me nothing, Vladimir.
~ I was taken aback when I learned you don’t drink.
~ Lips that touch liquor is the only way it touches me.
~ Still – Don – what is the point of getting through the day?
~ What do you mean?
~ If you never feel any better from beginning to end.
~ There are other ways – believe me.
~ Nothing as good as vodka – and I’ll drink to that.
~ Gotta admit, Vlad – there is one thing to tempt me to that bottle.
~ What?
~ Reich Chancellor Angela Dorothea Merkel.
~ Oy Vey!
~ “Amen” to that, Vlad.
~ That is one bitch in britches.
~ Freeze the balls right off you and use them for hockey pucks.
~ She gave me such a look.
~ Her handshake had the touch of death.
~ She has done one thing though, Don.
~ What, Vlad?
~ She has made comrades out of us, Comrade.
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