

~ Maybe not – but your stiff starchiness is evident, Frau Reich Chancellor.
~ One must keep you and the Tzar of all the Russias in their place.
~ Nothing is going to keep Vlad in his corner of his empire.
~ True.
~ Unless . . .
~ Speak it up, Herr Donald.
~ I dunno – you never know who is listening these days.
~ I think we’re safe – the Tzar is on his way home.
~ But “home” is the operative word, Angie.
~ Then you had best whisper into my shell-like ear.
~ All we’d need is a Twitter GIF of that!
~ Not to worry – I’ll just roll my eyes.
~ Well – Frau Angie – why don’t we form an Anchluss?
~ I think you mean an alliance, Herr Donald.
~ I’ll leave the technicalities to you.
~ And we’d already have an alliance, Der Donald, if you behaved yourself.
~ Did you just say “dear”?
~ Not in this lifetime.
~ Just checking, Angie.
~ Nor the one after.
~ The ladies like a bit of power – if you get my drift.
~ Hell would first freeze over.
~ I’m thinking you might accomplish that, Frau Reich Chancellor.

I have been thinking of lighthouses, as I am very fond of them. I came across new information about some local ones, and even found a web site (courtesy of some lighthouse articles) which is excellent for all of North America. https://www.lighthousefriends.com/index.html
So, I will share a lighthouse story which is part of one of my novels. It is a fictitious lighthouse, but the story has roots (as so many tales do) in reality.
Excerpt from: He Lives In The City / He Drives To The Country
“Well, Blaine, the place is as sturdy as the rock it’s on. Government inspected every spring. We even sat pretty through the Great Groundhog Day Gale in 1976, the worst storm in over a hundred years.”
Fred Gannet nudged Blaine to the huge windows. He pointed into the distance, although neither could see through the fog.
“Waves forty feet smashed up against us. We clocked winds at one hundred and thirty-seven miles an hour. We had the warning, so we got most of this battened down. Turned over my van, but I had it far from the cliff. Smashed out a window in the living room. I had a bitch of a time getting plywood over it. Lost power and phone of course, but everything here can run on emergency generator. And part of the roof lifted, but it didn’t do that much damage.” He jabbed his finger at the rain spattered windows. “This is a baby compared to that whore.”
He gave a whoop of a laugh, and took off his cap.
“Old George Crenshaw, he’s the keep on Goat Island, a mile square drop of nothing about eight miles further out to sea. Well, he took the brunt of that bitch, and we were all sure he was a goner. For hours after it passed, there was no boats could get through the waves, or helicopters through the wind. Even the radios were gone, and no one had talked to the old bugger for twelve hours.
“We kept trying and trying, and finally I heard his call letters, but real faint like. I turn my juice ’til the needle’s in the red, and I’m yelling, to find out how he is. You know the first thing any of us hear that old son of a bitch say?”
The large man’s body was actually shaking with laughter, something Blaine had rarely seen in anyone.
“Old George’s thin voice comes out of the radio, like a fart out of a ghost, and he says: `Well, boys, that was quite a breeze’.”
Blaine started to laugh as hard as the other man, who was now wiping his eyes with the cap he had in his hands.
“His place was a wreck. He had no heat, no power, there was three feet of water in his bedroom, and they even found a crack at the base of the tower. That crazy old guy had hand-cranked the generator on and off for ten hours to keep some light going. Jeez, Blaine, they don’t make them like that anymore.”
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It is a test for me, to see if I can return to the previous method of presenting a blog.
I doubt I am a true Luddite, as – well – I am on a computer and plan to offer my words to the world. Not that every writing Luddite didn’t try to present their words to the world, they just did not have the intention of immediate success. Nor possess an expectation that they could do so within ten minutes. It is very possible they did not even dream of such things.
But – perhaps – I can return to the method that has served me so well, and continue along my merry Luddite-but-not-so-Luddite way.
‘Tis a consummation/Devoutly to be wish‘d.
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Into every house Must A door open And then, Behind you, Will It shut. Come & go As you please. It will be The same Before & Aft Unless U R one of those Folk Who can enter A Revolving Door Behind Someone & Still Come out First. ~ D.E. BA U.E (image) https://i.pinimg.com/736x/21/d2/36/21d2369c121e3cffc74e37f7c8ee4496--oak-doors-entry-doors.jpg
The Ghost of Kafka walks
(not stalks)
The streets
Of Prague.
Prague,
(The place he would/could
Never leave
Until the last
Half year of his life)
He described as:
“The little Mother has claws.”
Which she did.
For him.
He managed
(In the last half year of his life)
To escape to Berlin
During one of
The
Worst times
Anyone could live
In Berlin
Until the end of the
Second World War.
But
That was years
Away.
But he escaped
With a young
Lover,
Which made things
So much
Better.
But his Ghost only
Walks
The streets of
Prague
Whereas
Kafka’s Ghost
Stalks
The rest of
The World.
~ D. E. BA U.E.

Three new photos of the Princess Royal have been shared to mark her 70th birthday. Embed from Getty ImagesThe portraits were taken by John Swannell and show Anne at her Gloucestershire home, Gatcombe Park. Embed from Getty Images Anne posed for the portaits in February, before the coronavirus pandemic led to lockdown in the UK,…
via New photos begin royal celebrations for Princess Anne’s 70th birthday — Royal Central

