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If I Were A Rich Man As My Email Desires

 

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From “Dear Email User” to Dear Beneficiary” my dear email buddies bid me take advantage of the great wealth (and other offers) they wish to shower upon me.

A whole lot of them seem to come in a whole big bunch.

I ponder their kind offers.

DE

 

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OFFICE
OFFICE OF DIRECTOR OF PAYMENT UNITED NATIONS. – OFFICE OF DIRECTOR OF PAYMENT UNITED NATIONS. UNITED NATIONS PAYMENT OFFICE, JAKARTA INDONESIA. Attention, I am Mark Anderson, International Director of Payment United Nations payment office Jakarta
10 Jul
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Mr. Kelly Jackson
CONTACT WESTERN UNION OFFICE FOR YOUR PAYMENT – Attn: We have deposited your fund ($4.7 MILLION UNITED STATE DOLLARS) Via Western Union department after our finally meeting regarding your fund, All you will do is to contact Western Union director MR
9 Jul
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Mr.Robert Gray
YOUR FIRST PAYMENT OF $5,000 – Attn: Beneficiary, This is to inform you that after our meeting with the Ministry of Finance,we have agreed to transfer your Compensation payment of $1.500, 00000 USD through MoneyGram Transfer.However
5 Jul
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DR.PETER IKEY OBI
Re,Attn Sir/Madam – Hello Dear How are you it has been a long time,actually i have sent you severa emails without receiving your responds. However,as i have not seen your email for a long time now,i have decided to open
5 Jul
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Rev. Jerry Mark
ATTN: Fund Beneficiary – ATTN: Fund Beneficiary We have finally succeeded in getting your package worthy of $7.8Million out of delivery your consignment with the help of Dr Ben Moon Attorney General of Federal High Court of
4 Jul
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Mr. Bright Smith
Bank of America Corporate Office, – Bank of America Corporate Office Headquarters 1100 Mohawk St Utica, NY 13501 Our Ref:BOA/IRU/SFE/15.5/WD/011 United States of America Monday-Friday 8 am-9 pm Eastern Daylight Time (EDT) Saturday and
28 Jun
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Pandora
Today is the last day! FREE Shipping with your $75 Purchase. lYNXywLsnDWdhvq – 714 Arborwood Parkway,Chamblee,Garst,922081495030329105 1268 Martinel Court,Jackson,Glendale,182481495030329105 Gifted Jewelries 50% OFF Just For You We are amazed by all your fantastic travel moments!
25 Jun
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22 Jun
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Adweek
20 Jun
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Donald Lewis
Dear Email User, – Dear Email User, This is to inform you once again that Your email address have won the sum of$2500000 Dollars (Two Million Five Hundred Thousand Dollars) in our First quarter Year of Power-ball draw
20 Jun
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Updates Facebook
 
17 Jun
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MRS CAROL MARK
Dear:Beneficiary, – Dear:Beneficiary, I have registered your ATM with UPS this morning and we agreed up that your of USD4.8 in ATM CARD delivery will take place Tomorrow morning so kindly reconfirm you full information to
12 Jun

 

 

 

 

 

Isle Of Man Celebrates Independence, If Not My Novel

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Because today is Tynwald Day on The Isle of Man, which is the Isle of Man’s National Day celebrating the Oldest Continuous Parliament in the World, it seems fitting (to me) to post the first review I had of my novel, A Lost Tale, that is set on the Isle of Man.

It is not a rave review.

DE

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KIRKUS REVIEW

Lost–but not lost enough, this is an uneasy mix of soothsayers and spies.

Wounded German soldier Rolf lands on the Isle of Man during World War II and is taken under the wing of young Druid virgin Brigid and her friends.

Brigid falls in love with Roll, of course, but his recovery is slow and his fate is tied in with the appearance of a white unicorn on the beach.

Taggart, the leading Druid priest and a master of the supernatural, investigates Rolf’s background by way of other Druid soothsayers.

And then mysterious William Stephenson shows up looking for Rolf–yes, he’s the Stephenson, the Man called Intrepid and master of secret intelligence, and he knows Rolf’s secret: that he was sent to this beach to help his father, a brilliant Nazi scientist, escape from England with atomic secrets.

But the Celts have their own sense of destiny, quite independent of the British secret service, and their mystic signs determine that the secret of the horrible bomb must be destroyed right on the beach before even Stephenson can rescue it.

Will true love survive these warring conflicts?

Will the white unicorn appear once more?

Can Druidic power fight Nazi evil?

The answers are none too enlivening, but Canadian first-novelist Estey shows some talent for characterization and might do better next time, having now gotten both Druids and Nazis out of his system.

About: Authors for Grenfell Tower: An Online Auction Authors for Grenfell Tower: An Online Auction Raising money for the British Red Cross to go to residents affected by the Grenfell Tower fire

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FaceBook News Feed Tells Me These Are The Top Stories

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In the old days there used to be literary constructions classed as Found Poems. More or less, they were some news story that could be put into a poetic form without changing the words. The text was unaltered. One could attain a pithy or amusing or evocative observation by doing this.

This art form came to mind by the following, lifted verbatim from my News Feed.

Is this the world writ small – or large?

DE

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I wish I was taller so I could eat more before feeling full.

 

 Does anyone know a farewell house cleansing Rite I can do to say farewell to my pet? Thanks.

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When is the Mason’s yard sale this year?


 

Where do I get a new or used long tall step through bike for a long tall woman?

 

A “way” is a path or a road to be followed.
A “way” is not a set of beliefs.

Marcus Borg

sorry…I disagree

FACEHIVE!

We need about 20 folding chairs for the RVWS event on Friday night downtown.

 

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Monty Python’s John Cleese lights up Twitter with devastating joke about Trump voters

And now for something different  –>>>> It’s a Trump Trump Trump Trumpy World.  Source: Monty Python’s John Cleese lights up Twitter with devastating joke about Trump voters

Trump And Twitter Walk Into A Bar

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~ 100 days @realDonaldTrump. Congratulations! What can I get you?

~ There’s nothing like a shot of tequila – believe me.

~ No sooner said than done.

~ Have them leave the bottle. We’ll be here awhile.

~ We will?

~ Yes. I do like Twitter.

~ It’s appreciated.

~ Short and sweet. If you can’t say it in a few words …

~ It isn’t worth saying?

~ You GOT it. I knew I liked this place.

~ The fewer the better.

~ I’ll tell you something about politicians.

~ Yes?

~ They love using a lot of words.

~ I know it.

~ They use words to hide things, not to tell things.

~ If you can’t say it in three sentences …

~Then why use four.

~ Politicians use a swamp of words.

~ And I’m draining the SWAMP.

~ Well, maybe not quite yet.

~ Trust me – I never knew there would be so much of it.

~ There’s no way of bombing it?

~ Not when I’m living there. AND I’m STILL living there.

~ Yes, indeed.

~There was talk of IMPEACHING my ass.

~ Wasn’t that the fake news?

~ And the real NEWS, too. SOBs

~ Guess you fooled them.

~ Part of the job of doing business.

~ So maybe we’ll drink about the next 100 days.

~ Hell if I know what’s going to happen.

Eating Fine Food In 13th Century China

I’m always on the look for onion news and recipes. There still might be a *third* Onion novel.

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In my novel, China Lily, my main characters, Cepa Cannara and Matzerath, are on a year-long trading voyage from Italy to China on the good ship The Pegasus, thirty years before Marco Polo did the same. In this segment, they have a meal with their host, Lu-Hsing.

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“You boys are in the Port of Zaitun.” Lu-Hsing speaks in an authoritative tone. “Fish a speciality.”

“There must be something else.” Matzerath points. “Look at all the cooks.”

“No soup?”

“Pah!”

“Trouble-making Round Eyes.” Lu-Hsing points to a wok near the end of the aisle and starts to walk. “We’ll try there.”

“What does he have?” Cepa falls into step behind Lu-Hsing, followed by Matzerath.

“Oyster omelette.”

“Eggs?” asks Matzerath.

“As many as you want.”

“That will take a big pan.”

“He can use a high-sided wok.” Lu-Hsing pretends to whisk something in a wok. “Plop it right onto a plate.”

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Bring Out the Sweetness, Sweet Onion Spaghetti is Here

Bring out the sweet onions, spaghetti, pecorino romano and you have a super simple pasta that’s ultra satisfying. See more at PBS Food.

Peel and slice the onion(s) in half. Use a mandoline to slice half of the onions into very thin slices against the grain (the direction you would normally cut onion rings). Put the mandolined onions to a large bowl and fill with cold water. Let these onions rest until they are no longer too spicy.

Slice the other half of the onions by hand with the grain into 1/4-inch thick slices.

Source: Bring Out the Sweetness, Sweet Onion Spaghetti is Here

20 Interesting Facts about Drama and Theatre

The play’s the thing so you better brush up on your Shaksberg because life is a cabaret.

Source: 20 Interesting Facts about Drama and Theatre