Stick fingers into socket

(a no-brainer)

Brain surgery

(a real no-brainer)

Speak to the Devil

Tweet your fantasies

Enact your fantasies

Assume the position

Have rattlesnakes

Worship rattlesnakes

Play with rattlesnakes

Have your cake

And eat it, too

Swear on a stack of Bibles

Pile a stack of Bibles

Put another nickle in
(in the Nickelodeon)

Be a dancing fool

Nail feet to a Cross

Use all the crayons

Go up the ladders

Go down the snakes

Call yourself a cab
(it’s mistaken identity)

Tie that rope
(around your neck)
Make a list
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