“The Slow Curved Moradia Eel”
Is the answer
I gave
To one of those
Constant,
Inane,
Questions
That pop up
So often
In my
Twitter feed.
 
The question was:
“What sea creature do you find the most fascinating?”
 
Now
My true answer
Would
Have been
A
Seahorse
 
But
Really
My answer was more
To the insufferable
Stream
Of time-filling
Questions
Posted
Solely
To waste time
 
(And, probably
Glean information
For some advertising
Algorithm
I can’t even
Fathom.)
So – I made up a sea creature
Sue me!
Oh, dear
Oh – Dear!
Someone just
Asked:
“If you could hang out
with any cartoon character,
who would you choose
and why?”
 
Oh, oh, Dear!
 
Lemme think.
 
Algernon
The punk-haired
Tuba.
 
That should blow
All those inquisitive
Algorithms
To Hell.
 
[BTW]
The slow curved moradia eel”
Got
A
*like*.
 
D.E BA U.E.L
[Image – real eel]   static6.depositphotos.com/1075116/574/i/950/depositphotos_5748956-stock-photo-spotted-snake-eel-at-the.jpg
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