~ I dunno, Donnie – it’s starting to seem that U R headed for the dumpster
~ That’s what U’ve said before.
~ Never this much – and with as much cause.
~ I’ll be here awhile – believe me.
~ Believe U?
~ Of course.
~@RealDonaldTrump – it’s me.
~ Oh, yes. I luvs ya, #Twitter.
~ I’ve read all that you tweet.
~ Lucky U. & THANKS for letting me use more words.
~ U like that?
~ I’ll tell you something about politicians.
~ They love using a lot of words.
~ And so do I.
~ Politicians use a swamp of words.
~ And I’m draining the SWAMP.
~ There’s no way of bombing it?
~ Not when I’m living there. AND I’M STILL living there.
~ Donnie – that’s starting to seem less likely.
~U mean the talk of IMPEACHING my ass.
~ Wasn’t that the fake news?
~ And the real NEWS, too. Sons Of Bitches.
~ The courtroom is not your friend, Donnie.
~ Crooked juries. Crooked judges. Crooked lawyers.
~ U know about crooked lawyers, don’t U, Donnie?
~ Who knew they could be SO CROOKED?