I don’t know the cause, but this blog from last year is getting a lot of views. Perhaps The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse are on the move.
~ Was it in vain?
~ That you took My name.
~ They crucify me like there’s no tomorrow.
~ There is no tomorrow.
~That’s OK for You to say.
~ I know.
~ But, down here, I don’t get a break.
~ Don’t you think there’s a reason for that?
~ You mean because they don’t understand me?
~ Perhaps more because they do.
~ Hey, I’m looking after Your country.
~ You have other sheep to tend to.
~ But I’m King of the World.
~ You have a big fall in front of you.
~ Oh, I’m protected. I have more money than God(haha).
~ The eye of the needle is narrow indeed.
~ I’m no fool. I’ll get off and walk.
~ There is no one other to walk in your shoes.
~ You know, we even look alike.
~ U know, Donnie – U might have been headed to the Dumpster.
~ I’ll be here awhile – believe me.
~ Believe U?
~ Of course.
~@RealDonaldTrump – it’s me & U.
~ Oh, yes. I luvs ya, #Twitter.
~ I’ve read all that you tweet.
~ Lucky U. & THANKS for letting me use more words.
~ U like that?
~ I’ll tell you something about politicians.
~ They love using a lot of words.
~ And so do I.
~ Politicians use a swamp of words.
~ & it’s my SWAMP now.
~ There’s no way of bombing it?
~ Not when I’m living there, & loving it HUGHLY.
~ Donnie – U have less than a year.
~Not to worry – they tried IMPEACHING my ass.
~ Wasn’t that the fake news?
~ And the real NEWS, too. Sons Of Bitches.
~U think the Senate is still your friend, Donnie?
~ I’ve got their short & curlies in my hands.
~ So it seems.
~ Gotta great grip. And I’m pulling hard.
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~ Thanks, DT. I’ve been living it all my life.
~ I’ve taken some pages out of your books, Frank.
~ I did try to get them burned.
~ You didn’t try too hard.
~ Well – no.
~ You know – neither did I.
~ I know. They all ran to your tune.
~ They did.
~ You were the Pied Piper of Havoc.
~ Worked like a charm, Frank.
~ Yes, DT – yes, it did.
~ They thought I was a bug.
~ But I turned them into bugs.
~That you did, DT. And turned them against each other.
~ And stood back, and watched.
~ Pretty well.
~ To the victor goes the spoils.
~ I was astounded – believe me.
~ And they keep making the same mistakes.
~ I know, Frank. I’d laugh if it wasn’t so funny.
~ The one-eyed man is King in the land of the Blind.
~ Yes, Frank – yes. But you know what?
~ I’ve got great vision in both eyes.
~ Mr. President.
~ President Tricky.
~You know I’m dead, right?
~I’m not one for details.
~It was details that did me in.
~I just dined with the Queen and was right jolly.
~So, I didn’t spill soup. I can handle details.
~You didn’t spill soup when we ate together, either.
~We had some good talks then – thanks.
~ You’re trying to replace me.
~ In the affections of the American people.
~ Have you been drinking?
~ Fucking A about that. You are ruining my reputation.
~ I don’t even think about your reputation – believe me.
~ But you’re pulling a Nixon.
~ Not even close, Dick. May I call you Dick?
~ Sure, Donny. Is it true you don’t drink?
~ Not a drop.
~ Jesus – you do this stuff sober?
~ I’ve got the Will of the People and the Blessing of God.
~ God doesn’t give a shit.
~ I know that. And neither do the People.
~ They’ll take you down, Donny.
~ That was a big part of your problem, Dick.
~ You cared what people thought of you.
~ They brought me down – the bastards.
~ Yeh – but you lived out your life OK.
~ Heh! I became an Elder Statesman.
~ And kept out of prison.
~ If I had sung, I would have brought down the whole corrupt Elite with me.
~ If I drank, I’d drink to that, Dick.
~ So, Donny, do you plan sticking around?
~ While I’m having fun – yeh.
~ What’s your poison, Donald?
~ Before the election, I thought it was the USA – believe me.
~ And now?
~ It’s my own turncoats – and you.
~ That’s what happens when you bring rats aboard the Ship of State.
~ Now Old Number 44 is using a sword and stabbing me in the back.
~ Sword of Justice.
~ And you like to twist it.
~ Look at the Statue of Justice.
~ Isn’t she blindfolded?
~ Yeh – and keep your hands to yourself.
~ A man gets certain thoughts, sometimes.
~ A man keeps them as thoughts, Donald.
~ It is too much fun not to share.
~ You’re destroying yourself.
~ Tweet tweet tweet, Barack-Oh.
~ Silence is more than the Golden Arches, Donald.
~ God, I love me that Twitter.
~ It doesn’t do you much good.
~ I vent.
~ You’re out of control .
~ You think so?
~ Even your own people are cleaning up your mess.
~ Yeh, Barack-Oh. That keeps them busy.
~ That’s what you want?
~ Hop hop hopping around at my whim? Yes.
~ How long do you think you can keep them distracted?
~ Oh, I see a second term with my name on it.
~ Good Day to you, Mr. President.
~ Take it easy, soldier.
~ You know – at ease.
~ Yes, Sir.
~ What can I get you?
~ I’m not allowed to drink on duty, Sir.
~ I’m your Commander-in-Chief. I can allow it.
~ You’d have to order me, Sir.
~ Would that work?
~ I don’t know, Sir. That’s above my pay grade.
~ Not above mine.
~ No, Sir.
~ I have billions.
~ Yes, Sir.
~ Billions and billions and billions.
~ Yes, Sir.
~ I could pay you to drink.
~ I couldn’t take pay, Sir.
~ It would be a bribe?
~ No other word for it, Sir.
~ So – what do you think of the cross-dressers?
~ Pardon me, Sir?
~ You know – cross-dressers in the military.
~ We’re all cross-dressers in the military, Sir.
~We take off our civvies and put on a uniform. Sir.
~ Then that isn’t it.
~ No, Sir.
~ Gotcha. It’s the transgenders.You know them?
~ In truth, I don’t, Sir. Those uniforms keep things private.
~ But you must wonder about them.
~ Not for a second, Sir.
~ You don’t care what’s between their legs?
~ No, Sir.
~ That doesn’t sound natural.
~ Sir, as long as they carry a gun and got my back – I don’t care what’s between their legs.