~ *Trumpet*
~ You calling my name?
~ *Trumpet*
~ You blowing that horn at me?
~ Getting your attention while I can.
~ You going to complain about the tusk thing?
~ It is rather personal.
~ Ivory. Ivory. Gotta love ivory.
~ We do.
~ Don’t be selfish.
~ It’s our life.
~ God wants Man to have His bounty.
~ You think this is God’s will?
~ Sure it is. Trust me.
~ Thou shalt do no murder.
~ Aw – that’s open to interpretation.
~ Dead is dead.
~ Shiny ivory, though. Polish it up.
~ It has other uses.
~ Give it to the ladies.
~ Wipe the blood off it first.
~ And my boys will be boys.
~ These are not childish things.
~ A little death for a little fun. Fair trade.
~ You’re turning us into canaries in a coal mine.
~ You’re just the elephant in the room.
~ I won’t be much longer.
DE