HMS Styx, Her Majesty’s Sloop-of-War,
Steam engine and paddle driven,
Six guns on deck,
Paused on its way into harbour,
To deliver a package
From the good Queen herself.
It is a snapping-new
Union Jack,
To be hoisted from
The top of the Lighthouse.
The idea was that,
It would be seen for miles.
So, I opened the package
Opened the package
Opened the package
And, when finally,
The package was open.
Her Majesty’s flag could be
Wrapped around the Lighthouse
Twice.
It can’t be hung
By man nor beast.
I won’t even try
To guess
The way our masters think.
But – at least –
I will not have to teach
A patriotic salute
To Paw, my Cat/kitten,
Black as a Jolly Roger
With one white mitten.
Which will be a relief
To us both.
I’m The Lighthouse Poet Laureate of Partridge Island /1821 – 2024 / A lot of stuff have I seen / A lot of stuff to report}
