I knew this was going to happen. I know the old ways, From the old Days. Halloween, All Hallows,
The Ghosts and Witches and maybe
Demons Take offence when They are thwarted. This All Hallows They are thwarted by the Full of the moon, Which starts to fade before Their night of freedom. They want the light to see The damnable deviltry They let loose, Upon the Living and the Dead. Paw, my cat/kitten Black as sin With one white mitten. Knows it also. He refuses to accompany me On my last tending of the Lighthouse light. So I asked Sister Darling, Of The Rarified Church of the World (reformed) To accompany me. It is the very reason I have implored her, To visit me on Partridge Island This usurped night of Samhain. As well she knows, since she has Given me warnings in words, The way Paw has in deeds, To tend to these eldrich going-ons Brought in by the ocean tides. We are quick to my business And hear the rustle of the curtain Between this life and the next,
Every time the Lighthouse light Blinks off.
{I’m The Lighthouse Poet Laureate of Partridge Island /1821 – 2023 / A lot of stuff have I seen / A lot of stuff to report}
I owe my life to Hitler, though I never met the man. My father was paid to stop Hitler, so there is no conflict of interest. I was given a thunk on the back o' the head by God when I was fifteen, and within a week began to write. I haven't stopped. My first novel was accepted 'over the transom'. My first editor/author luncheon in New York included a naked man with roller skates at the next table. For the sake of research I have lain on Kafka's grave, but I did not weep. I wish upon my own gravestone the phrase "Thank God He Didn't Die A Virgin". There is truth in every truth - so watch out.
My published novels include the popular fantasy A Lost Tale and the thriller The Bonner Deception. I also have two editions of humorous and spiritual short stories, The Elephant Talks to God, which are appreciated by both young and old.
My manuscripts range from stories about unicorns and druids in the 'Passing Through Trilogy' to the 9/11 destruction of New York. I have filled in the missing diaries of Franz Kafka; recounted the first person dementia of a serial killer; explored the outrageous lifestyle of the famous; and listened in while an elephant and God converse. I currently switch my attention between the saga of a family of onion farmers, from Fourth century Italy to the present day, and a contemporary NATO thriller.
I live in Canada and make Nova Scotia my home.
I prefer to travel by train, but embrace the computer age with passion. I am always on the hunt for unique onion recipes.
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