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August 2023

A Feast Nor’ By Nor’west To Satisfy Partridge Island

Yesterday, a departing fishing boat
Left a letter on my dock,
At Partridge Island.
The letter told me to be standing here,
On this beach, looking toward shore
At exactly 2:30.
And to bring my telescope.
Which I have done.
Dutiful as I am.
And . . .

Well . . .
I’m sure glad there is no fog.
After opening my telescope
And putting it to my eye,
And focusing,
I spy
With my little eye,
Sister Darling of the
Rarefied Church of the World (reformed)
Wearing a long cloak
To her ankles.
And, upon opening it,
Revealing that she
Had decided
To wear nothing else.
Oh! Hallelujah! Yes!

{I’m The Lighthouse Poet Laureate of Partridge Island /1821 – 2023 / A lot of stuff have I seen / A lot of stuff to report}

DE BA. UEL

“Zellers” In “The Hudson’s Bay” In Canada

I went for a shopping spree at Zellers

Of course, it has been around forty years since there was an independent Zellers store. I used to go to the one on Queen St. in Fredericton. You could enter on Queen St, and walk a whole block to exit it on to King St. It even had the first escalator in the city. So, being in a Zellers in a Hudson’s Bay store really wasn’t the same. For one thing, there was no cafeteria. I set a whole novel around the cafeteria in Zellers. I guess I won’t be doing that again.

But, I gotta tell you, I swear I was served by a sales associate (clerk) whose last job was in Fredericton.

She was the right age (60 to beyond): the right look (mid-tone frumpy fashionista): and accessorized with plump fake pearls and robustly applied makeup.

She happily took me to the places where I might find the items I could not find (like slippers) and we still didn’t find them.

Then back to the Cash, where I prepared to pay with $$$ bills. She asked if I might want to sign up for a card or two (or three). I said ‘no’, and that I didn’t want to waste her time. She opined that I wasn’t wasting her time, she was attempting to fill it.

So, I felt encouraged to engage her in conversation – which was really to let her roll on. There were not a lot of customers, and there was a noticeable lack of items. When I asked how Zellers fit in at Hudson’s Bay, she said that it really wasn’t independent, it wasn’t even a department. It was classed as “a Kiosk”.

SIGH

DE UEL

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