~ Vladimir, Vladimir, who’s being a bad boy?
~ I protect all the Russias.
~ Who’s your daddy?
~ They tell me it is you.
~ Then don’t lie to your father.
~ Why?
~ It only makes the dark side darker.
~ But I must lie to get what I want.
~ And what do you want?
~ To be loved.
~ You are too vile to be loved.
~ Even by my father?
~ Who art in Hell. Hollow be my name.
~ I will at least make them respect me.
~ Or kill them in the process.
~ Of course – it is what they deserve.
~Tell me.
~ What?
~ What do you really want?
~ To be taller.
~ That sounds true.
~ My shadow stretches over the world.
~ Yet your body barely blocks the light.
~ I will be noticed.
~ You will be trampled.