~ How much vodka did you have, Vlad?
~ Why do you ask, Donnie?
~ ‘Cause you’re reaching kinda far – even for you.
~ What do you mean, Donnie?
~ Asking your fellow Ruskies to keep you in power for life.
~ Are you jealous, Donnie?
~ Well, I have God on my side, and I haven’t taken that step.
~ Yet.
~ Nyet.
~ You’re a funny little president, Donnie.
~ Gotta keep the deplorables laughing.
~ So far – so good. Isn’t that right, Donnie?
~ Yes.
~ So, how can I help you?
~ I’d like some pointers.
~ I’m preparing for 2024, Donnie.
~ I know.
~ Well, you’re starting too late.