~ Have you been drinking the vodka, Donald?
~ Why do you ask, Vlad?
~ Because you are acting like Russian.
~ You know what Ivanka told me?
~ That I was Putin you in your place.
~ Maybe I’ll have other drink.
~ We all laughed, believe me.
~ A double, I think.
~ Even President Xi. I didn’t know a Chinaman laughed.
~ To hell with double. Leave the bottle.
~ You know what Ivanka said about Kim Jong-un?
~ Let me fill glass.
~ She said take a little walk in the DMZ.
~ Ivanka walks the wild side.
~Two countries, no waiting, she said.
~ Maybe she’d like to sell dresses in Russia.
~ She’ll sell you the best dresses, believe me.
~ Maybe some fur hats – made in Crimea.
~ You don’t want her starting a war, do you?
~ Donsky – you’re a funny man.
~ It’s where she gets it. Believe me.